25 years since Commodore 64 was born

The local newspaper (HS) had a story about the annoversary, but the picture actually shows a VIC-20, doesn't it? Anyway, the had gathered stories from their readers about what the C64 had meant to them, and what memories they had.
There were quite a few stories, but this one was so hilarious that I thought I'd copy it here. It's in Finnish, and I can try to translate it, if somebody begs me to.